Why Did I Have To Open My Mouth???

Yesterday at swimming I was talking to Little Man's teacher waiting for Big Man to finish up when we began talking about kids and vomiting. I made the comment that I have been pretty lucky as my kids hardly ever throw up and they haven't for a long time. Fast Forward to 4a.m. Big Man starts letting out blood curling screams saying his tummy hurts. Needless to say I have been up since cleaning up puke and diarrhea. Why Why Why did I have to say anything!!!