Boys

The scene: I'm laying on the couch exhausted trying to block out my kids as they are in the bedroom, half playing and half fighting.

Little Man: Screaming Stop it, stop it brother. Getting louder and madder as the minutes go by.

Me: Big Man get in here. What is wrong with your brother?

Big Man: I don't really know, all I'm doing is spitting in his ear, that's it.

Me: Oh. I just didn't even know how to respond. Where do they learn this? Will they ever be normal??!!